stickymonkey ([info]stickymonkey) wrote,
2005-07-23 16:34:00
  • Mood: self pitying
  • Music: the sound of the tinyest violin in the world

winge

Right....that's it, i'm moving to brighton.

everybody i care about here has gone and f**king left me, i'm unemployed and i'm soon to be homeless.

so, why not.

I'm sure if i pimp myself out to dirty old men for 2 quid a pop i can just make enough to sustain myself on greasy sea-side chips and develop a healthy heroin addiction.

if the pimping doesn't work i'm entirely screwed (but in a completely different way) because i'll be tied into a 6 month contract on a house.

i hate the real world...put me back in.
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[info]lsowersby

July 23 2005, 16:05:38 UTC 6 years ago

Oh dear - why Brighton?

Would an on-line hug help?

[info]stickymonkey

July 28 2005, 14:40:29 UTC 6 years ago

brighton....apparently there are nice gay people there. personally i doubt it, but i may as well try....

on-line hug will be greatfully accepted

[info]lsowersby

July 28 2005, 18:01:11 UTC 6 years ago

In that case

***HUG***

[info]stickymonkey

August 1 2005, 15:59:23 UTC 6 years ago

thanks :-) i feel much better

[info]anatosuchus

July 23 2005, 16:51:06 UTC 6 years ago

That's a shame - you usually see loads of people stay in one place after graduating, though I have no idea whet the job market is like where you are.

Sorry you didn't like Bristol - I can't recommend (or otherwise) Newport yet!

[info]stickymonkey

July 28 2005, 14:41:26 UTC 6 years ago

oh Matt.....Matt matt matt matt matt. Newport.....what can i say. well, nothing nice that's for certain.

[info]sister_savage

July 24 2005, 11:04:30 UTC 6 years ago

HUG!

Looking forward to seeing you SOON!

[info]stickymonkey

July 28 2005, 14:42:49 UTC 6 years ago

i was looking forward to seeing you...until you abandoned me for moving house....like that is necessary or important!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

p.s. you can come stay soon if you want. you have any hoiliday? we could do a long weekend and you can help me settle in. its your turn after all :-)

[info]deejake

July 24 2005, 17:45:22 UTC 6 years ago

Only £2 a pop! Wow, that is cheap. Not that I know how much a pop costs mind you.

[info]stickymonkey

July 28 2005, 14:44:17 UTC 6 years ago

yes john....it depends what your popping.

if its their pelvis then it costs considerably more. (Tess and everyone else please avert your eyes from this filthy post)
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